LJ Post 1352555 ⋅ Plume

Sat, 12:38: Oops! http://bit.ly/eFp5Q4
Sat, 12:38: Happy Kissmas! http://bit.ly/ijZ1UD
Sat, 13:19: Great my bed keeps deflating. Either this is due to cold weather or it needs a puncture repair!
Sat, 14:08: RT @wandywatson: The lead actor in our local pantomime 'Aladdin', was bum raped live on stage last night. To be fair the audience did tr ...
Sat, 14:11: Fatty mode ACTIVATE! http://j.mp/enHCV0
Sat, 14:12: I'm seriously considering my options to get up and outside. But I don't really give a shit, so not easily done this!
Sat, 15:51: Fucking Brilliant http://j.mp/gXcBQU
Sat, 18:51: Anybody else with WhatsApp, let me know!
Sat, 19:11: Zombies anybody? http://j.mp/gWLgKt
Sat, 19:13: So I take it @twitter is truly fucked tonight?

Sat, 19:57: The @sixapart TypePad app is a right old biatch when it comes to uploading photos.
Sat, 20:39: Jump Stacy Jump! I'm sick of your crying and generally whiney demeanour! #eastenders
Sat, 21:25: Another day and another set of Koreaboo's taking up space on the TT for irrelevant shit. Joyeux Noel mofos.
Sat, 21:29: "Cette video ne peut actuellement pas etre lue sur un iPhone" is not what I want to see @YouTube when it was once available!
Sat, 21:33: @fgwoll1e any particular reason for the mega shift on the BRI > Westbury > PEW trains for next week? My normal commute starts at 5.45 now :(
Sat, 22:08: THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVAR "All beer pound mate" I've got enough guinness and natch to kill an elephant for a tenner.
Sat, 22:10: Oh and to add class I got a large bottle of lambrini for 1.50! Screw you liver! Jaundice here I come!
Sat, 23:17: @chris_allen no. Um, forgot - Natch! http://twitpic.com/3joibm
Sat, 23:38: Dear @clublandtv you need more abs and hairy legs, we all can't be bothered with tits.
Sat, 23:42: Ha! I totally showed my father, a faggot can have more kids than him, unfortunately all mine are bought and sold in a human trafficking ring

Sat, 23:46: 15 minutes of christmas left. It's like a skanky fart, just lingers on and won't leave!
Sat, 23:49: Um, @youtube I pay for my bandwidth so take your adverts and fuck off.
Sat, 23:51: And @YouTube you owe me 30p for that 3MB smirnoff advert.
Sat, 23:54: Blackberrys and alcohol don't mix, but Natch and Facebook are fair game.
Sun, 00:02: Woo! My heating has turned off, that means it's my favourite day! BOXING DAY.
Sun, 00:07: @colmirl shouldn't you be on some kind of I'm service?
Sun, 00:08: @colmirl er, IM even. Poxy auto-correct!
Sun, 00:46: #nowplaying: Dima Krasnik | The best dance radiostation Kiss-FM Ukraine – ENDORPHINE by Dima Krasn... http://bit.ly/fTdllz (via last.fm)
Sun, 01:47: #nowplaying: Andrey Balkonsky | The best dance radiostation Kiss-FM Ukraine – EXCLUSIF by Andrey B... http://bit.ly/gWaUj1 (via last.fm)
Sun, 07:34: Cider is never your friend no matter how much it pretends to be. Urghhhrmaaaaa.

LJ Post 1352555