weird dinosaur 🐲 pastelpunkbandit@kittycat.homes

please be patient it takes a while to type with paws

pretend internet dog
useless queer
strident, power-hungry tart
communism, shitposting, ffxiv

20-something, quintessentially queer software engineer™ at the #Wikimedia Foundation, also a #Wikipedia admin (which brings a whole new meaning to dog-fooding)

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- 📻 M3PVM
- 🌐 AS203024
- 🦊 Somewhat obsessed with foxes :fox_dance:

Feel free to follow request, but please have a bio/profile picture at least! ✨

My opinions are my own — trust me, no one else wanted them.

#nobot #noindex #fedi22

Send a DM explaining why you want to follow or I'm ignoring it. 😮‍💨 It's on sight with liberals, fascists, and cops. If I follow you, feel free to follow back. ⚔️

Your domme's favorite domme.

I'm Valentina! Mixed race South Asian, trans, poly, asexual bi lesbian, age 25. Plural system of 3. Horny and friendly on main.

I also make art and music and know about plants and birds.

Moderator on lesbian.solutions! Come find out!

Reviews:
"wow babe I fucking hate this one. bad job :hazel:​:blobcatumm:​👎" - Hazel
"do you ever want to do violence to someone for their posts" - Ezri
"duckduck go how to download vulture's confidence 2022 easy torrent" - Annie

cute and funny cat eat a bepis

@pastelpunkbandit is my GIRLFRIEND!!!

https://tess.kittycat.homes/

you can get permission to fuck me from my Owner, if you want to. dm me if you need to know who that is

pfp from a comic by @loudandsmart@twitter.com

late 20s physically, kobold emotionally

This isn't specifically a horny account but it's very present so be forewarned. Minors please dni

moved to @violet_cybrespace

Avatar description: Moving picture of a black hole.

Header description: Picture of a black hole.

🎈 Born | 2000-11-16

📍 Location | Toronto, ON

💭 Languages | EN / GU / HI

👤 Pronouns | They / He

✔️ Allowed | DM / Follow request

:blobcatdefecit: Donate (canada only) | Interac e-Transfer / $siddharth_shah Wealthsimple Cash

It's me tobi! :skullpat:

Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. My preferred pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important so just use whatever you feel like.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and cool with that.

Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked.

i'm da giant glaceon dat makes all of da rules

Admin of https://glaceon.social. Looking for instance announcements? Try @IceRock. Looking for a cute glaceon girl? Well, you've come to the right place.

Header by @toydragon. Current avatar edited by @trashguts.

Testimonials:

"Holly I love and hate you in equal measure" @skysailor

#holly

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I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.

marie + april + calliope + lammy | 23 | horrid little lamb thing | bisexy | plural | psychotic | anarchist (non-brainworms kind) | polyam | genderfluid | evil | otherkin | autistic but you probably already guessed that | bad at computer | dumbass idiot | jubilite | sex |

wife: @lindenbow 💜
gf: @addamschloe 🖤
fictional gf: katy kat 💙

(pfp from here: https://luxjii.tumblr.com/post/652713480795930624/um-jammer-lammy/amp)

follow requests ok!

She/They | Hi, I'm a shark | I love my wives | Minors DNI